i dun usually do this, but seriously this is too disgustingly disturbing. y must she pretend to be japuneh when she isn't, so wat if she spent a few yrs there b4.
all i can say is embrace our singlish! it's part of our culture. ya ya so wat if we speak weird.
the younger generation of singaporeans speak proper english (when we want to), mandarin, alil malay, many of us learn Japanese/Korean/French/Spanish/German in some parts of our school life and of course we learn to curse in Hokkien haha.
speak all the singlish i say just dun pretend to be something u're not.